Another election for Canada. If the thought of another election has you mulling all that is wrong with Canada’s system of government and the country itself, note that in comparison with our closest neighbours (and my adopted home) our campaigns don’t last a year and a half, we aren’t crazy, and (that site is a goldmine of Canada-boosterism) we have bigger penises. This may be scare tactics talking, but if you don’t want to endanger that second point, perhaps don’t vote conservative*.
As for me, I guess I’ll do as last time: vote-trade with my sister, asking her to vote Bloc and doing her bidding for Western Canada in return.
* Just as a backup of that point, here’s Science Minister Gary Goodyear on evolution.